This edition of the Honeycliffe Chronicle was written and edited by Droop Theritiz. Photography by Droop Theritiz.

All information was deemed accurate at the time of publication. Please contact Droop Theritiz at the Honeycliffe library for any correction requests.

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The secluded pond that lies about a half mile north-east from Honeycliffe's farm is typically known as cosy spot for locals to get better acquainted. But the town awoke yesterday morning to find the abberant rift was, once again, causing chaos.

It appears that on this occassion, the rift has decided to corrupt frogs that call the lovers pond home, rather than summon new beasts for us to contend with.

If you are faced with frogs that have glowing purple eyes, spikes where spikes should not be, or whose presence fills your nose with the scent of lavender, you are advised to steer clear.

Mrs. Brambleside has asked for it to be publically stated that the perfume she's been wearing for 17 years also smells of lavender, and that she is not one of these nefarious creatures.

Following a particularly good harvest, the Brambleside Bakery is happy to annouce that their Summer menu will be available from next month!

Expect to find indulgent desserts and flaky pastries, as well as a couple of summery beverages.

Artists redition of the abberant frogs